And until then, I can never die? Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long. Well I'da done better, but it's plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school!
And from now on you're all named Bender Jr. Soothe us with sweet lies. For example, if you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist! You've killed me! Oh, you've killed me!
I just told you! You've killed me! How much did you make me? Well, then good news! It's a suppository. It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy!
We're also Santa Claus! I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him. And when we woke up, we had these bodies.
Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. Anyone who laughs is a communist! Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments."
Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died.
Bendin' in the Wind
I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry?
Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! Oh sure! Blame the wizards! Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!
OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers?
You were doing well, until everyone died. Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. One hundred dollars.
Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. Anyone who laughs is a communist!
And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive! Also, we're dying! But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop.
This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! Are you crazy? I can't swallow that. Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. Hey, guess what you're accessories to.
Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! Tell her she looks thin. Why did you bring us here?
Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news! It's toe-tappingly tragic! I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians.
Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news! It's toe-tappingly tragic! I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians.
OK, if everyone's finished being stupid. Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you.
All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car.
And until then, I can never die? Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long. Well I'da done better, but it's plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence.
Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!
But you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." All I want is to be a monkey It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." All I want is to be a monkey